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unwinona:

amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

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Eeveelutions

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.

DON’T LOOK AT ME.

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

drawthecurtainstarttheplay:

coca-cola-anne:

You may not be able to see your own beauty or love yourself but one day, someone will. You have only lived such a small part of yourself, you will never know what the future brings. So, keep going. Hold on. You are never alone. ♥


For my lovely followers whom I love dearly and would be very much aggrieved if I ever found out that they were gone.

gracesquatch:

rhizomatous:

Coyote riding public rail in Portland, OR (via)

Fuck u lookin at nigga can’t a coyote ride the fuckin bus anymore damn

gracesquatch:

rhizomatous:

Coyote riding public rail in Portland, OR (via)

Fuck u lookin at nigga can’t a coyote ride the fuckin bus anymore damn

bumbleshark:

sometimes my dreams really know how to fuck me up

unwinona:

librarienne:

direcartographies:

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

English language, you silly adorable jumble